The First Date Setup
This story has two parts: The first date setup, and the actual date which are each funny in their own right. Today is all about the meeting and setup.
For the sake of keeping *some* discretion for others, I'll just use one of her favorite nicknames to refer to her in this post - "Giggles" (ok, maybe not really...she said it sounds silly, hence I will continue calling her that in this blog, and everywhere else). This nickname will make sense by the end of the second part.
It all started one warm, sunny San Diego morning in January (I love the weather here). As a designated "ambassador" for my business school, I was supposed to go to this "mixer" where prospective students would be asking questions and mingling with current students.
Naturally, I forgot.
I did eventually arrive (an hour late...oops) and b-lined it straight for the food table (surprise of the century, I know).
Me being me, I started joking around with and generally harassing the fellow ambassadors around me. I turn towards the window and see this really cute prospective student (and YES, she was a girl) leaning back with six current (male) students surrounding her itching to impress.
Yes, it was a shark tank and there was a nice juicy (and I do mean JUICY) piece of Palestinian meat that the sharks were circling.
Ahh the power of an attractive woman.
Now the average Joe might walk away and wait for the men to disperse or for her to have a free moment. But this is me. I am neither average nor rational. Reckless abandon with no regard for personal ego is more my style.
Then, I see her and another current student looking deeply into each others eyes. Again, the average Joe may sulk away in defeat here...but this was too good for me to pass up. Plus I've seen this move before.
"Oh. My. God!...either you've already fallen in love, or he's showing you his 'Look I have different colored eyes' thing"
Giggles: "haha, he DOES have different colored eyes!...Look!"
Ok, ok...in her defense, the different colored eyes thing is quite a trip, and I have previously spent a good 30 seconds gazing deeply into his delicate yet supple eyes, but I digress.
I pirouetted my way into the group and she and I talked for a few minutes (about what, I don't remember, but she was laughing a lot so I imagine I was obviously quite charming ) but she soon left to go sit in on some classes.
I honestly thought I'd probably never see her again, but I told the admissions ladies that I we should really heavily recruit her since she's a stellar candidate and if need be, I will take her out...only for recruitment purposes of course (common people I'm a professional!).
For some reason, they rolled their eyes and shook their heads...apparently this isn't their typical recruitment strategy.
Later that afternoon, I was in the study lounge working away when a friend mentioned to me that there was a really cute girl sitting at the restaurant right around the corner.
Could this be the same girl? Either way, cute girls are good and I was due for a little break anyways so I left to find out...but I never made it.
As I was walking over to the restaurant, I spot Giggles in the distance on her phone. By a stroke of amazing luck, two of my school friends happened to be chatting about 20 feet in front of where Giggles was, so I stopped to chat hoping I could buy enough time until she's off the phone.
Had my friends not been their, I have no idea what I would've done while she was on the phone...
Stop and tie and re-tie my shoe 17 times while waiting for her to get off the phone?
Hide around the corner of the building waiting like a lion to pounce as soon as the conversation is finished?
Do a solo Mexican Cha-Cha followed by the Tush-Push to get her so confused that she wraps up her call just to watch the spectacle?
Luckily, I didn't have to execute any of my well-thought-out back-up plans.
Giggles wrapped up and coincidentally, I abruptly ended the conversation with my friends just after she got off the phone.
We started chatting again and I knew it was "on" when she followed me to the little corner store so I could buy a snack before class.
In my mind I fist pumped and did one of those jumping heel click things. On the surface I was as smooth and cool as always (which is obviously SUPER smooth, and SUPER cool).
You can see from the picture on the left that my double heel click form is immaculate.
As a "business school ambassador" I offered to exchange numbers with her to *cough* answer any questions *cough* and possibly hang out since she's relatively new to San Diego.
Yes, I know, I am an amazing Ambassador who goes beyond the call of duty just to service my community...and I'm devilishly handsome to boot!
I was out of town the following weekend, but I when I got back, I texted her to meet up for a happy hour.
She replied:
"My cousin is in town for the weekend...can we all do something together?"
Now I don't know about you, but these are not exactly the magic words I want to here when I want to go out with a cute girl...now I have to charm not only her but her cousin too?!? This was not ideal, but luckily I read this book once called The Social Charmer that explains everything about being charming ;)
A day or so passes and the night before our little group meetup, I get this text from Giggles: "This just in: my cousin went back to LA tonight"
You know those times when you're really excited but you have to stifle it in order to look cool? Well this was one of those times. I'm smiling and fist pumping at the fact that now we can go out, just the two of us while at the same time texting:
"Ah too bad, it would've been nice to meet him"
No I'm not above stiffling my inner dork on occasion to look cool...even I have moments of weakness.
The day arrived of our little date and....well you'll just have to wait for the next post to hear about it.
Stay tuned.
And for those of you who happened to find this page looking for advice on setting up the first date, please don't follow anything that I've done...well, except for the Mexican Cha Cha and Tush Push - that move never fails to get the ladies.
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